Jif the Joykill

Hello. Just as a 'friendly' reminder, I'm PlatinumButler. You can call me Jif. I wouldn't advise it though, it's quite rude. How dare you suggest such a thing? A few of my interests: The Pledge of Allegiance, those peculiar yellow pigeons on 5th Avenue, Mercury (all shapes and forms, of course), and chalk. Oh, and I dabble a bit in writing, as well. This may come as a shock to you. If it does, please contact a teacher, tutor, or someone else who can help better educate you. I have a number of stories out. If you would read them, I would probably think absolutely nothing of it, but maybe a small part of me might be grateful. Maybe. Happy reading, my ever-anonymous comrade.