Anger Sausage

Hey guys! Just wanted to tell you I'm not dead!!!!!

HEY'S GUYS! i want all my loyal's to friend me on Facebook! 
          My name is Caille  Swatkowski!

I'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a serious expression and release the glitter into the sky above their heads and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and say
          "Hey, what are you doing here?"
          And I'm just like
          "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice.
          Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Teacher: Why are you talking while I'm teaching?
          Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

This Message is in Spanish when your not looking.

That awesome moment when he looks into your eyes....
          It makes you float doesn't it?

"When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. When you are loved, there's no need at all to understand whats happening, because everything happens within you." ~Paulo Coellho

"There are two ways of spreading the light, To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it" ~Edith Wharton