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Hi there! You can call me Alex :3

Random fact: I used to go down the stairs in a laundry basket. However, my best friend @LAURENS207 told me that wasn't a good idea so now, I go down the stairs in a garbage can. I think it's much more fitting. 

I have a big Wattpad family and if you mess with any of them, I will summon the shoe demons and they will eat your kneecaps. 

C r u n c h.

That is all, thank you.
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@cashoenova ate sand but not anymore, according to him

@LAURENS207 best friend,,end of discussion. Hi Tree! :3 mess with her and I'll set Burrmeleon on you. Lin and Anthony are our turtle sons. Philip (may he rest in peace) is our leaf child. Evelyn was just welcomed to the family uwu we love them❤️❤️(don't mind Lin and Anthony, they're in their emo phase right now)

@X-Donut-X my child!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I'll be here when you return ( ◜‿◝ )♡

@_adotham_ mom mom mom ma mom mama moooom h i :D I kick down her furniture, it's epic. We don't have windows in the house anymore-

I'm in lots of fandoms and I roleplay, so if you wanna talk or just hang out, I'm here!

Mess with my family and I'll set Burrmeleon on you. 

He's favorite child, sorry kids.

what????? me, copy and pasting this from my other profile??? nO, neVER-