Twitter: cloroxbottle
Discord: winterstargamer#1435
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The fact I've walked this planet for 21 years now and managed to NOT kill anyone is a pretty big accomplishment for me.
Living proof that birth control only works 99% of the time since 1999.
I prefer the memes.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
"Stay on that side of the street motherfucker."
My friends call me a plant.
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- Neverland
- JoinedJune 6, 2015
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PeterPanIsMyPatronus
Feb 08, 2017 04:38PM
A shitty rant book about my shitty life. Enjoy! https://www.wattpad.com/story/98976670View all Conversations