@Patchpaw
My brother slapped me with a pancake and then when I tried to slap him back it ripped and fell to the ground and our dog licked it
T-T I still had to eat it tho
@Sir_Xeneal THANKFULLY
@Patchpaw yeah, well we both thought I was gonna lose my phone for a month, but thankfully we were wrong
Funny little story from my family’s history.
So my dad’s, dad’s father wanted to marry a girl who was older than him, but he’s father disapproved. And he said “I’ll shoot myself in the head if I can’t marry her.” And so he’s father takes out a box, with a pistol in it, gives it to him with a smile, and says “Go ahead. I’ll watch.”…yeeeeaaa. He still harried her tho
I just realized how funny Hungarian slur words sound if you directly translate them to English.
My top favs are:
-brain dick
-feeble-minded
-your mother (I am not making this up. This
actually counts as a curse word)
-dick hat/shit hat
-pussy face
Credits to my classmates for making up some of them (just in Hungarian ofc)
@Patchpaw good to note
@SuperDeer99 indeed
@Patchpaw I feel like every language has their own version of “yo mom” jokes
Y’ALL IM GOING TO LONDON IN ABOUT A WEEK!!!!
Yea and some of them were actually kinda crazy. Like when my dad’s father wanted to marry someone he’s father disapproved of, he told him that if he can’t marry her he’ll shoot himself in the head. And so he’s dad took out a box with a pistol in it, handed it to him with a smile and said “go ahead, I’ll watch.” So yea…that’s just our nature I guess
@Patchpaw Ok I should have guessed that from the fact that you posted earlier about Hungarian slurs. Also, that’s a lot of different countries. The only country I know for a fact I have ancestry from is Estonia
But my family is a mass of Eastern European people. If I’m correct we have
-Slavic
-German
-Transylvanian
-Hungarian
-Croatian
And some like old Hungarian blood, like the ones that were still called “Ó Magyarok” so yea
Hey , @Sir_Xeneal. I just wanted to say that my brother says “Hello Mr. Freedom.” …yea it’s because you live in America and that counts as some foreign shit for him I don’t know tbh because he also speaks English and has friends from the USA but uhm yea. He also thinks you’re cool.
Thank you internet father
@Patchpaw yeah, I know and that's why I am here, to help you my child
@Sir_Xeneal thanks. It means a lot. Even if it’s like only through the internet, it feels good to know someone cares enough to ask
Hey @Wyvynn, just read ur bio bc I wanted to follow u and saw that it included that you’re on your way to be a Minecraft YouTuber and so I wanted to ask if u have a channel already so I can maybe check it out and subscribe to it :]
it’s pog that you’ll get a PC, but it sucks that u have to wait :( either way let me know when the channels already up and running ^^
So I can move my ears and something I recently noticed is that sometimes one of my ears randomly twitches like a cats or something. I honestly don’t know what caused it but I personally think it’s funny so
YA’LL I FINALLY FOUND TOMMYINNIT’S CLINIC FOR SUPERVILLIANS!!! I was searching for this for like 7 months now (mainly the reason why I got an AO3 account) and I’m already on the 6th chapter!! I’ll finally be able to cry with ya’ll! TwT
@Patchpaw I have the Spotify link
@Sir_Xeneal I…didn’t know that was an option but thank u anyways I appreciate that :]
@Patchpaw pog, though if you wanted I could have sent it to you
Is there anyone else who knows the movie called “Fantastic Mr Fox”? Cuz it has so many iconic lines and I genuinely need to know if anyone else knows it too
@Patchpaw sadly no
SECOND CHAPTER JUST GOT PUBLISHED!! Also it shows two chapters being published cuz I had to back and change the title, and then publish it again. I also didn’t put AN at the end this time (mainly cuz I kinda forgot :,]) but I do plan on making it a regular thing so let me know how you’d like that!
I mean making the AN a regular thing. Not forgetting it lmao