PandaGuts

surprise, bitch. bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. 
          	
          	Hello all, I hope that those that are still haunting this dying site and pestering me to give them the chapter 26 goods are doing well in these covid times- especially my American readers!! y'all good? remember to vote the orange cheeto out if you are old enough to vote, and get your mails in soon. Save the USPS!!! 
          	
          	I hope I managed to get this chapter up scot-free for you all without wattpad admin coming for me. It wasn't a particularly risky chapter so it makes me laugh a lot when i think that the only reason it got killed was that I dared to write the word d i l d o a bunch of times, and probably l u b e did it as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whoops. 
          	 
          	Um, I'm not dead. Obviously. You can still catch me on instagram, twitter, tiktok and tumblr if you so wish it. I'm about to embark in my final year at Art School (exciting) so if there's any older art students out there hit me up, lets build a community again in the name of arT. 
          	
          	I'm doing okay despite all the crap that 2020 has been throwing our way. Apparently October starts with a full moon and ends on a blue moon so god knows what energy is going to be spouting about in a month, I hope it's spooky in a postive way. 
          	
          	I'm rambling now but I just hope you are all safe and well, fighting The Man, and working towards your idea of happiness or find it along the way. 
          	
          	I don't know if i'll ever be back on here, or even write again, but thank you everyone <3 these were the best of times and I loved every second xoxo

you_seen_me_didnt_u

@PandaGuts Is there going to be a sequel to Gay Chicken, and after that, a prequel???????
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lunito001

@PandaGuts  do u still have the sequal of stf
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lollysban

@PandaGuts I had to read "remember to vote the orange cheeto out" multiple times to understand for some reason lol. but yes we dunked the orange cheeto
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briteashbaguette

Wait. Is the person's bio real? "23/scottish/dead"???? Someone tell me pls

lancexwrench

@briteashbaguette dead means as in inactive
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Diana-Sweet-Ly

@briteashbaguette they're active on their tiktok?
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briteashbaguette

They're alive?? I checked their tiktok
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