Whiteskiesblueclouds
When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night put yo head in yo hands you’re literally not his wife who is this he’s threatening to serenade you with Baby by Justin beiber until you die of Justin beiber and Justin beiber and Justin bei
PancakeMonster2000
he's been stealing my bread and croissants, pushing them into a compressed lump and eating it whole. Help, he's starting to steal my condiments, fruit, and vegetables. i honestly think he's starting to like me:) he's cool
Whiteskiesblueclouds
My corner monster is your monster’s mother in law and she wants to know why hasn’t he been over in months and also is he eating all the food groups?