Chrissie

FVK are my life if it wasnt for Laurence (and my freaks) i wouldnt be here right now. 

I told Laurence my biggest secret on 22/09/13 and instead of him hating me like i thought he would he hugged me and told me it would be alright and that things would get better. i was shaking and almost crying so i must have looked ridiculous since i was a mother fucking cat (my profile picture is proof of this) - i had sharpie whiskers and nose and bloody cat ears on. The only reason i looked like a cat was because i was at an Ashestoangels gig. never have i fangirled so much when FVK walked in right before Ugly Loves set. i mean wouldnt you if three of your favorite bands were all in one tiny room? i may have also said 'Oh look Twat Mans back' to Lorna and Twat Man himself heard and looked at me(AKA Kier). The Timids were watching me and 2 of my freaks jumping to Elsinore and i have never felt so self concious in my life (although we were all cats so i cant have looked too weird could i?) 

best part of that gig (apart from FVK) would have to be talking to Jim

"Lorna: JIM
Jim: AGHHHH im sorry im not sure why i did that"

"Lorna: Chrissie why is this in sepia
Me: i dunno
Jim: its because she's a victorian lady....as am i
Me: *starts laughing*
Jim: dont laugh"
how he expected me not to laugh when he just called himself a victorian lady i do not know. 

He's also a musketeer his reaction when Lorna told him this was amazing
"Jim: FALKOR i can be a musketeer with a hat and a sword and a horse...*Points at Falkor* NO YOU *turns to me and my freaks* Can i ride a luck dragon instead of a horse?
Falkor: *bends over* Get on
Jim: Im signing her ticket AND YOUR ARSE IS RUBBING AGAINST MY LEG"

Funniest guys ever
My Freaks: @Purple_Llama__ @KiersLandingPad and clark_kemp on twitter
Wooly xx