OprahxWinfrey

WHO MISSED ME? 

MichaelsBootyFlake

Bellow, and bid our father, the sea 
          king, rise up from the depths, full-
          foul in his fury, black waves 
          teeming with salt-foam, to smother 
          this OLD WENCH with pungent 
          slime!
          
          to choke ye, engorging yer
          organs till ye turn blue and 
          bloated with bilge and brine and 
          can scream no more... only when, 
          she, crowned in cockle shells with 
          slithering tentacled tail and 
          steaming beard, takes up her fell, 
          be-finnèd arm, her coral-tined 
          trident screeches banshee-like in 
          the tempest and runs you through 
          the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging 
          bladder no more, but a blasted 
          bloody film now.
          
          Leaving nothing for 
          the Harpies and the souls of dead 
          sailors to peck and claw and feed 
          upon, only to be lapped up and 
          swallowed by the infinite waters of 
          the dread emperor himself, 
          forgotten to any man, to any time, 
          forgotten to any god or devil, 
          forgotten even to the sea... for 
          any stuff or part of Oprah, even 
          any scantling of your soul,
          
          And Oprah is now no more, but is now itself the sea.
          

MichaelsBootyFlake

@Mikey_CinnaSwirl LMAOOOO I THINK I WAS DRUNK ON LACK OF SLEEP, I DON'T REMEMBER THIS ☠️
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