OfficiallyBritain

HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I’m so sorry that I’ve been away for so long, wattpad got blocked on my phone! I probably won’t upload often bc I’m trying to be careful as it’s still supposed to be blocked, but I’ll try! Xxx

WooderAlexzander

I thought you died!

OfficiallyBritain

@WooderAlexzander I’m sorry!! My dad disabled by phone for ages!
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-ForgotMyNameLol-

If you are on your book of communism in a chunk of ice, with no hammer or sickle, drinking a flamethrower. Then a Soviet onion comes out of the movie theater to eats your wife and comrades. And still, some how has the audacity to drink Pepsi's navy on the new born son of a watermelons. So what kind of vodka should you drink with a shot of gunpowder?

WooderAlexzander

@-ForgotMyNameLol- damn it, I was close though
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-ForgotMyNameLol-

@WooderAlexzander It’s your favourite hairdryer
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