Official_wooyoung

To any adults out there who live independently…. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM?!?!
          	
          	Please yall I still have a few more years in this toxic household TT *heartbreak emoji*

miylovealyhearteu

@Official_wooyoung    
          	  Hehe, it turns out I js needed more sleep.. I slept almost all day if I hadn't gone out to eat 
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Official_wooyoung

To any adults out there who live independently…. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM?!?!
          
          Please yall I still have a few more years in this toxic household TT *heartbreak emoji*

miylovealyhearteu

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            Hehe, it turns out I js needed more sleep.. I slept almost all day if I hadn't gone out to eat 
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Official_wooyoung

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ATTENTION: 
          
          A FELLOW PAL OF MINE IS SEARCHING FOR A STORY AND CANNOT FIND IT. Here’s everything we know: it’s a Wooyoung centric. No, it is not that omegaverse story that keeps popping up. In the story, they’re all idols. Basically, Wooyoung keeps pranking the members but they all get mad at him or smth and it gets pretty angsty. TXT also makes an appearance…
          
          Yeah that’s all I rly know.
          
          They read it on ao3 but I saw it on WP but I can’t find it on EITHER.
          
          Pls help yall istg I’ve tried everything but I can’t FUCKING FIND IT.
          
          Bro this is the one time I actually know what someone is talking about it when they need help finding a story but I DONT REMEMBER BC I FUCKING DROPPED IT… LIKE MONTHS AGO. CTFO.
          
          

Official_wooyoung

@chhubs … TT
            
            Sure. It’s Scent of Blood (OT8 Wooyoung Centric) by ThickThighsJimin on ao3 and I think it’s also on here
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chhubs

@Official_wooyoung can I know the name of the omegaverse story
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Official_wooyoung

HELL IT’S RAINING IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER AND IM FREEZING, MY PANTS ARE SOAKED FROM THE BOTTOM, AND MY UMBRELLA IS TRYNA PULL A MARRY POPPINS ON ME WHILE BE WITH YOU IS BLASTING THROUGH MY HEADPHONES TT
           #SWFlorida

Straykids_Fvr

@Official_wooyoung 40 ?! IM SUFFERING IN -30 RN PLZ :sob:
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miylovealyhearteu

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            That's actually funny 'cause it literally js snowed 
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Official_wooyoung

@miylovealyhearteu I’ve never seen snow ever TT
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Official_wooyoung

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Ik yall are probably not gonna read my last announcement bc it’s a lot…. For you guys at least, so to summarize….(sigh. I fear I may lose followers but WHATEVER. I’ve played these games before…)
          
          I’m just saying…. If your writing skills are ASS CHEEKS, (aka a large portion of the Wattpad community) then why are you here? (Referring to authors, bc not all of yall are authors.)
          
          And while I’m at it….
          
          And If you can’t read a few paragraphs, and/or you’re one of those people who’s like “I’m not reading allat”
          
          Why the fuck are you here? This is a reading app.
          On some occasions it’s alr, but I feel like a lot of you are just lazy bums who want to everything to be accessible to you.(NOTINCLUDINGPPLWITHDISABILITIES)
          
          Sometimes, things just have to be explained with a bunch of “scary” looking paragraphs. 
          
          

Straykids_Fvr

@Official_wooyoung idkw but I love long paragraphs. I feel happy reading them it’s like a source of comfort
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viviennesz

Right like I can ONLY read long and well written fics
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XWanderX_leprideboi_

@Official_wooyoung I agree very strongly with the 'not reading paragraphs' thing, because I see it way too goddamn much, LIKE BRO ITS A BOOK? (hopefully, you never know what you're getting any more) HAVE YOU NEVER LOOKED INSIDE A DAMN BOOK BEFORE? ITS PARAGRAPHS UPON PARAGRAPHS HOE
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Official_wooyoung

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Okay, this may be a hot take, but idgaf. I just want to find a good story, but tell me why a majority of the most popular stories are just put SMUT or just a big ball of pay gorn with NO. FUCKING. PLOT.  Like when I search up #woosan, and I look through the stories, I get NOTHING. Just a bunch of terribly written, unrealistic, Icebreaker typa shit. Look, if u wanna read that, that’s fine but this isn’t about you.
          
          You know stories like Divergent? Delirium? The Hunger Games? PLOT. BEAUTIFUL. AMAZING. STUPENDOUS. I ESPECIALLY love the detail in Delirium. CHEFS KISS. THAT is what I fucking need. Not a 2 second long chapter with a just plain dialogue (especially stupid dialogue) or with one-line-long paragraphs. More like “paragraphs” bc wtf is that? It’s like asking for a hot dog but all you get is a drop of ketchup.
          
          Seriously, I don’t mind a bit (and I mean a BIT) of bad grammar, (look, this is why we got Grammarly and shit.) but there’s no way you fuck up THIS bad. Unless you’re nine years old or something…
          
          And what happened to descriptions? Can we normalize having descriptions? At least a LINE like a quote or something to describe your damn book? Because why am I playing fucking Sherlock Holmes trying to find out wtf this story is about when you have 3 tags, a random pic as your book cover, and a “description” that says “idk?”
          
          Yeah, I get it, this app is filled with h0rny people and pay gorn…. But if you’re gonna be a h0rny at LEAST be a GOODFUCKINGWRITERTHATISLITERALLYALLIMASKING.
          
          And PLOTTT. I just want PLOTTT. “two best friends who may be feeling a little smth for each other :3” (sorry, ik some of yall fw that)
          Especially when it looks like there’s plot, but then you read it and it’s either the Sahara desert or it’s just a bunch of corn.
          Uh…WHERESTHEPLOTT?
          
          Sigh. I just want a good book to read :,(
          
          I’m too much of a nerd for this….
          
          Chat, I fear we may have lost the plot. Literally.
          

myungjaes_gf

I mean, I LOVE only smut books, but most of the times I want to read an actual good book, and those smut books only have an awfully unrealistic smut with the worst grammar ever, and that's I think the worst part of all of this, like damn, if you're going to write a smut book at least do it right T-T 
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myungjaes_gf

@ Official_wooyoung I completely agree with you, this happens too with books in Spanish, damn, they're even worse sometimes, specially the grammar part, I have way better grammar than those english books and my grammar is AWFUL ASF and english is my second language. And omfg don't get me STARTED with the descriptions, you have no idea how much I hate it when they give CERO INFORMATION ABOUT THE BOOK JAHSKWNDKSNDKSND it makes me so angry omfg
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Official_wooyoung

Why do the best stories have the worst angst? 
          
          Like DAYUMM bro let me BREATHE.

TaeminsWigglingToes

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            not a good story to read when ur taking the move relieving piss ever </3
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Official_wooyoung

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@TaeminsWigglingToes NO FRRRR LIKE WHAT KINDA ILLEGAL POTION DID SHE PUT IN THAT SHIT?? My heart is in PIECESSS
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Official_wooyoung

I’m bored. Tell me the most embarrassing thing you did.

Wowoosan

@Official_wooyoung literally no coming back from that. I haven’t been back to that restaurant. <facepalm> 
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Official_wooyoung

@Wowoosan BABHAAHHAHAHA That's VERY unfortunate LMAOOK
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