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Hiya! Dak here! ^^ im REALLY sorry for my inactivity here! I recently fell into some stuff and needed to take a hiatus, I am now back and well! ^^ • Dak

Sorry about the lack of updates y'all! I personally have personal (but good) things going on, and I'm going as fast as I can :)

I forgot to announce the random facts column for this week. It's down below this announcement

I'm realizing I forgot to do the random facts column this week. Oops. Anyways, my computer restarted and I am not in the mood to find that wheel app again and input every single TD contestant again, so I'm just gonna go with my favorite character. This week is dedicated to DJ.
          
          DJ, Izzy, Anne Maria, and Ella are the only contestants to leave the show on a challenge that their team won.
          
          DJ is the only male who is known for his love of animals.
          
          DJ was the first contestant to curse on the show
          
          DJ is one of the only people who argued that they should leave in place of another person, and the only one to win that argument. 
          
          DJ and Leshawna are the only two OG's who were never in the bottom two in Island
          
          DJ is the third tallest contestant, and was the tallest overall until Rodney and Jasmine were introduced.
          
          DJ was the first male introduced in the show.
          
          He is one of fourteen contestants to never be voted out normally. He is the only original contestant who is on this list, and therefore the person who was abnormally eliminated the most.
          
          In all of his appearances, DJ was on the same team as Harold
          
          DJ, Courtney, Gwen, Scott, and Trent are the only characters to attempt to throw a challenge
          
          DJ and Eva are the only two original contestants to not have be romantically involved with anyone else on the show, whether it be a one-sided crush type thing, or an actual relationship. Furthermore, DJ is the only one who has never been shown to be attracted to any other contestant in any way.
          
          He was the first contestant to quit
          
          He has been in the bottom two the most consecutive times, but survived, in World Tour
          
          DJ and Scott are the only highest ranking team members that weren't finalists (as in, they were the top spot in their team, but not finalists of that season)
          
          Two out of three of DJ's eliminations were during a horror-movie themed challenge
          
          In all three of his appearances, he was eliminated right before or right after Izzy

This week's random facts column is dedicated to Eva. I'm tired, so let's just do this quickly.
          
          She, along with Katie, Sadie, and Blaineley, are the only original contestants to be in only one season.
          
          She, along with Geoff and Sadie, are the only original contestants to have only been on one team throughout the entire series.
          
          Along with Geoff, Brody, Dakota, Izzy, Duncan, and Owen are the only contestants in the entire series to return after being eliminated.
          
          She is one of only five contestants to be confirmed to not be born in Canada. She was born in Eastern Europe (along with DJ, who was born in Jamaica, Alejandro, who was born in Spain, Justin, who was born in Hawaii, and Jasmine, who was born in Australia)
          
          She is one of only five characters besides Chris to sign off of an episode, with Chef, Geoff, Bridgette, and Izzy
          
          She and DJ are the only original contestants who are not romantically involved in another character, whether it be one-sided or not. However, she has been shown to fall for Justin's looks.
          
          She is one of four contestants who didn't qualify for WT who sang in the season anyways, along with Geoff, Trent, and Justin
          
          She is one of four characters, and the only female, to have a unibrow, with Brick, Chef, and Duncan
          
          She was the only contestant who went past the merge in Island to not be in Action
          
          She was one of only three contestants who went past the merge in Island to not be in WT, along with Trent and Geoff
          
          Out of all returnees, she was back for the shortest period, being eliminated in the same episode she returned.
          
          Out of all female contestants in the original cast, she only competed for 4 episodes, the shortest run of any original female contestant. She's also tied with Ezekiel for the shortest amount of episodes where she competed in the original cast.
          
          She is the first contestant in TD history to be voted out twice
          
          Her heroes are Cleopatra, Catherine the Great, and the Black-Footed Mongoose

Hello, Dak here aka- the apparent e-boy even though i'm a demi-girl
          
          how's your day going?

You know what I hate? IM THE PREPPY ONE WHEN ALL MY TEACHERS HATED ME THROUGHOUT ALL OF MY SCHOOL YEARS. Anyways, I also hate the subject of this weeks TD Fun Facts Column. Without further ado... Beth! I don't actually hate her. I just mildly dislike her.
          
          In her original, Camp TV design, she looked like a female Harold
          She is one of five characters to grow up on a farm (with Rodney, Scott, Sugar, and Ezekiel)
          Out of all female contestants, she is one of only five to be the highest ranking member of one of her respective teams, for when she was on the Screaming Gaffers in action (with Gwen, Zoey, Heather and Sky) and that's including Zoey's ending in All-Stars and Gwen's ending in Island
          She is one of only two finalists (not counting Shawn and Sky) who wasn't on All-Stars (with Owen)
          She is the ONLY finalist (once again, not counting Shawn and Sky) to not even make a guest appearance on All-Stars
          Beth is one of five contestants to be arrested (with Lindsay, Duncan, Mike/Mal, and Izzy)
          She is one of only two female contestants without prominent lips
          She is the shortest female contestant in the entire show, and the second shortest overall
          She is the only TD finalist who didn't make it to merge in the season that they first appeared
          She is one of only four Island contestants who didn't make it to merge until Action (with Justin, Harold, and Courtney)
          Beth was the first contestant ever introduced in the series
          Depending on the ending of Action you saw, she may have been the only contestant who wasn't eliminated on the show, rather being eliminated on the aftermath show
          Beth is the only female who was in Action that wasn't in World Tour
          She has competed in the most aftermath competitions out of any contestant (the tiebreaker in action and the comeback challenge in WT)
          She is the member of the Peanut Gallery who speaks the most
          Her swimsuit is modelled after the costumes in Star Trek
          (extra tidbit, after writing this, I only had nine characters remaining to type)

Wait a minute... HAZE, ARE THE CHARACTERS ON THE COVER OF ABOUT US SUPPOSED TO BE US IN TOTAL DRAMA FORM? IF SO, WHICH ONE AM I, BECAUSE I SWEAR IF I'M THE PREPPY ONE I'M GONNA STRANGLE SOMETHING - Will