Jesus Christ

Jesus how does one get laid ?

Jesus I know there nothing in this world but can I still repent even when I read a 67 page book about a man smashing a girl so hard she left like her body was going go be spilt in half, while at the same time he killed her ex who keep trying to get with hair then proceed to smash her Infront of his slowly dieing body?

May God help you all in the name of Jesus Christ i pray, Amen. †

Jesus how to edge

jesus, come to my bible study

pls read my rodrick fanfic jesus 

How are we supposed to believe in you when most Wattpad kids don't even believe in themselves /sarc

Dear jesus how do I get railed by someone who doesn’t exist 

Thx Jesus.

Jesus. What smut do you read ?