Bad Bitch

hey its me molly jae- I mean.. watermalondrea fruitopia 
jones and I'm I'm bouta tell ya my mother fucking life .

I was born in da subor- I mean the hood. both my parents ugly as fuck. I never told anybody this but I was born with a serious birth defect called.. bad bitch. I got 14 brothers and 72 sister but I only know like 6 of them.

- avaquatica 
- kiwiantae 
- bananaquan 
- rasberrisha 
- la'strabberie 
- and orangree 

I lost my virginity in preschool, don't judge cause half of ya bitches reading this is hoes to so stfu. in kindergarten I got expelled for the first time for beating this bitches ass, but it was for a good reason though cause she got fingered on the monkey bars by this guy she knew I liked to I had to teach her a lesson, find yo own man but until you do, here find my fist ✊

I was the prettiest and most popular girl in elementary school, I had da finest clothes, shoes, weave and I loved being homeschooled but unfortunately I had to go to real middle school cause somebody I ain't gone say no names DADDY thought it was cute to get a warrent for selling marijuana to da kids in da neighborhood. 

I knew he was up to something cause how da fuck you gonna have a lemonade stand with no lemonade.