I am an ambiguous purple blob of gelatinous mystery fluid. I hide within the smallest crevices of  your asshole. Where I shall feed off your deepest, darkest fears as you rest peacefully throughout the night. I speak 2 languages; common tongue and flatulence. I own a fish named Tert Snufflum and he is hidden within the folds of your back. I like long walks along the elbow and a nice glass of Budweiser. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. :)
  • I'm in an Asshole - It's Cold, It's Dark - Am Scared
  • JoinedJanuary 3, 2019


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