(Previously Xx_Mystica_xX, carrotmomma and a bunch of other weird usernames I forgot) 

Okay, let's keep this brief and simple,
'cos I give a f••• if you pop your pimple
I don't even know how I came up with that s•••
But all I know is that I love banana split
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OH.MY.GOSH. AHAHAHAHAHAHA, 2018 Audrey here, lmao to my old self!!! I CANNOT AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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H E Y
T H E R E!

I'm weird, I'm a fangirl, and I'm Queen Awesome version 1.0

If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's the fact that I NEVER REREAD BOOKS. I only reread a book in my ENTIRE life (as far as I can remember) and that was "The Catastrophic History of You and Me" by Jess Rothenberg. It was awesome, sue me.

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If you ask me who my favorite fandom is... you're basically signing your own death contract because, face it, you never ask a fangirl that if you're a sane human being.

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Do me a favor and check out that "Works" tab and read something from there, yeah?

Also, could you please click that Follow button and turn it blue, I follow back right away (if Wattpad lets me), aye?

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M E H A C C O U N T S:

INSTAGRAM: @trademark_ampm

Twittah: @trademark_ampm

Facebook (its a fangirl acc. btw): Harriete Louise Tomlinson [dont fucking judge me]

Gmail: audsdirectioner@gmail.com

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Adios, Awesomesauce ✌ ✌ ✌
  • Fangirl Isand beneath the Mystique Clouds
  • JoinedDecember 27, 2013



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NotJust_Cruella NotJust_Cruella Jul 06, 2015 10:55AM
I secretly love it when @pxdobxar  dedicates all her book's first chapters to me <3 Baefriend Forever
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