(Previously Xx_Mystica_xX, carrotmomma and a bunch of other weird usernames I forgot) 

Okay, let's keep this brief and simple,
'cos I give a f••• if you pop your pimple
I don't even know how I came up with that s•••
But all I know is that I love banana split
OH.MY.GOSH. AHAHAHAHAHAHA, 2018 Audrey here, lmao to my old self!!! I CANNOT AHAHAHAHAHAHA


T H E R E!

I'm weird, I'm a fangirl, and I'm Queen Awesome version 1.0

If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's the fact that I NEVER REREAD BOOKS. I only reread a book in my ENTIRE life (as far as I can remember) and that was "The Catastrophic History of You and Me" by Jess Rothenberg. It was awesome, sue me.


If you ask me who my favorite fandom is... you're basically signing your own death contract because, face it, you never ask a fangirl that if you're a sane human being.


Do me a favor and check out that "Works" tab and read something from there, yeah?

Also, could you please click that Follow button and turn it blue, I follow back right away (if Wattpad lets me), aye?


M E H A C C O U N T S:

INSTAGRAM: @trademark_ampm

Twittah: @trademark_ampm

Facebook (its a fangirl acc. btw): Harriete Louise Tomlinson [dont fucking judge me]

Gmail: audsdirectioner@gmail.com


Adios, Awesomesauce ✌ ✌ ✌
  • Fangirl Isand beneath the Mystique Clouds
  • JoinedDecember 27, 2013

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NotJust_Cruella NotJust_Cruella Jul 06, 2015 10:55AM
I secretly love it when @pxdobxar  dedicates all her book's first chapters to me <3 Baefriend Forever
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