Noah. That's it.

    Eyo, it's me, Noah, and I'm a brony, as you would know if you just looked up slightly at my username. 
    Don't judge me.
    And also, just for the record, I'm not gay. Or am I? Am I male or female or maybe even a dog? How old am I (I'm over twelve and not yet eighteen, I'll tell you that)? Where do I live? 
    Whether my name is really Noah or not, we will never know, but what you /are/ allowed to know is that I enjoy writing lame fanfiction about ponies and their great adventures, because I obviously have a life. Some of those fanfictions will be posted here, on my also-lame page, and you have full liberty to stop reading this extremely-lame bio and go read one of those stories, if you wish. Or don't, just keep reading. Whatever floats your boat. 
     So what do I like? I like writing, reading, My Little Pony, Marvel, Sherlock, South Park, Pewdiepie, roleplaying, and anime. Now that I read what I just wrote, I can conclude that I, Noah, am a complete and utter nerd/geek/gaylord/otaku hybrid. Not that there's anything bad about any of those things, of course. Goddammit, maybe this is why I have no friends (that was an exaggeration, by the way, I actually have three). 
    Ehhhh, what else? I like eating chicken teriyaki and ice cream, if that counts. I enjoy math problems and doing the laundry. I can bake really well (at least that's what my friends said on Christmas and Thanksgiving) and cook really good scrambled eggs (with ham and cheese). And that's basically it. 
    Ok, I'll stop now. If you've actually read up to this point, I praise you and would like to be your friend. Please follow me, and I'll follow back. Also read my stuff. 
    I'll shut up before I start sounding any more desperate than I already do. 

Oh, and before I forget, shipping is one of my favorite pastimes, usually gay/lesbian ships, with the occasional straight one.
    I might post ClopFic, so small children please don't read those. Thanks.

Peace,
      Noah