Instead of lemons, life throws eggs on me even after knowing that I'm a pure vegetarian, what I'm supposed to do?

Hiya everyone! My life is extraordinarily boring that's why I write books that I think would have made my life thrilling if I were living in these fictional realities. 
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PS- the quotes in my background are mine. 
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𝗠𝗮𝗳𝗶𝗮 𝗥𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
• 𝖣𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖣𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖨𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾 (On Going)

𝗦𝗸𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆 
• 𝖶𝖾 𝖫𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖴𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖲𝗄𝗒 (On Going)
• 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖥𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝗄𝗒 (upcoming)
• 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖡𝗅𝗎𝖾 𝖲𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖮𝖿 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝗄𝗒 (On Going)

𝗦𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗙𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
• 𝖫𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖣𝖺𝗒 (𝗦𝗰𝗶-𝗳𝗶-𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲, Coming Soon)

𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
• Princess Of Rajgraha (𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲-𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗹, Coming Soon)

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I hope we meet in between the chapters while you are flipping the pages to find out the truth behind every lie.🌸

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