Damn i look like dead mona lisa rn

"uHm, I never went to oovoo javer..?"

"SIR WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON FEMINISM AND WOMEN'S RIGHTS
*chases goose aggressively*
SIR YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING"

"can I get a waffle? Can i pLEEZE GET A WAFFLE"

"I'm just chillin' 😎😌✨"

"I tHrOw mY hAnDs uP iN tHe AiR sUmTiMeS, sAyiN' aYYyYoOoOo, gOt A leeEEGGGOOOO"

"Look at all doze chIKENS!!11!!1!!!1!"

"Welcome back to me screaming. AGAHAHAHAHAHAHHBHBBHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAJAAAAAH"

"pLEASE DONT DO COCANE AYE COCAINE BAD FOR YO BRAIN AYE"

"EVERYONE EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE! sʜᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғ ᴜ ᴄ ᴋ ᴜᴘ!!11!!11!!1!"

"Baby changing station? Baby hanging station."

"I mean, four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! 𝔦𝔪 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔫✨
"
"Jello? More like hello. *slurps jello and aggressively chokes on it*"

"You're not coming to my tea party? BeTHaNy I made bISCUITS"

"So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties"

"Hey guys, look at my girlfriend :DDDD"
"I'm your cousin."
"Justtttt.... go with it."

"Who's this Pokemon?"
"ITS PIKACHU"
"It's clefairy!"
"FUCK!111!111"

"WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDIES WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
*films girl vaping*
COOMBAYAAAAAAAA"

"CHRIS IS THAT A WEED?"
"no this a crayo-"
"IM CALLING THE POLICE!!1!!!"
*beeps microwave*
"911 what's your emergency"

"Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book."

"We all die we either kill ourselves or get killed. Watchu gunna do? Watchu gunna do?"

"I do love working here so much, we have a lot of laughs."
"fUCK OFF, JANET, IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER."

The girl you just called fat? She is actually overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up so people could like her.
The boy you just called ugly? He gets abused enough at home.
See that man with ugly scars? He fought for his country.
The guy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Repost if your against bullying

PUT THIΔ ΩΠ ΨΩUR PRΩΓΙLΣ ΙΓ ΨΩU  ΔRΣ Δ DEMIGOD

wow, I'm a piece of shit.