Nicky the pan dicky

Why so many dildos wtf

Wtf is the cringe on this page good lord-

Omg it's been years, is anyone still on here?

You know that song by ABBA called "dancing queen"? So there's a line there that they say "young and sweet only 17" and I turn 17 like 2 hours ago so this is now my ringtone until my next bday

Don't you just love having a half hour Ling argument with your mom on the phone for half an hour while your friends are right outside the bathroom door and can probably hear everything and now your just crying and trying to not have a panic attack

I was today years old when I learned how long a fortnight is 

My friend's parents got her jeans and she didn't really like them, so they were like "give it to nicky" so she did, and I tried them on, and j was like, "bro I don't get how people wear jeans their so tight and uncompfy and digging into my coochie" to my mom, and my mom was like, yeah, that's how their supposed to be
          
          I don't get why people put themselves through this torture just to get a nice ass, just get a sharwal they have awsome shit on them

I just watched the owl house season finale and I hope so fucking much that Dana and the team make a spinoff like I'm fucking bawling here bro

I just realized that amortitia (the super strong love potion from Harry potter idk how to spell the long ass words) if watered down, could act for wizards as a form of getting high, and also antidepressants.. but mostly high-

Jojo's bizarre adventure is... bizarre-