Kalyn and Rian

FIRST AND FOREMOST we would like to say we love all the boys equally. Niall makes us Smile is just catchy. This is a joint account where two fangirls embrace their inner creepiness. 
Yes, we are twins. No, we can't read each other's thoughts. But we do feel tingles when people hit us.

My name is K, but you can call me SexyPants McTatertot. Or K. Whichever you prefer. The person sitting next to me is R. You can call her R. As you can tell from our background, she is obsessed with anything Finding Nemo. Weird, I know. We call our fans Squishies. Pretend like that little fan button up there is Louis Tomlinson's butt, and smack that thing. You know you want to. We will fan back. 

Feel free to message us at anytime, because we're lonely losers.

We are also obsessed with any and all accents. WE JUST WANNA BE BRITISH

Facts about K: (written by R)
K has an ego as big as Zayn Malik's quiff. (No offense to him, I think his hair is awesome) She even calls herself SexyPants McTatertot. Who does that? K is also brutally honest, and has no friends because of it. The only reason I hang out with her is so she doesn't get all depressed and socially deprived. 

Facts about R: (written by K)
R is very awkward. She will probably be one of those cranky old ladies you see in the movies. Even though we are twins, R is not as sexy as K. But then again, how can you compete with SexyPants McTatertot. So give her some credit.

We love all of our Squishies! Thank you for supporting us! 

Remember: Keep calm and thrust like Louis, laugh like Niall cuz he's smexy, love Harry's curls because they get the girls, ride the rollercoaster of life like Zayn, and DO THE FLICK!!! Just kidding, nobody flicks like Liam.



~ R and K