Neo

I am nothing more than a caffeine-dependent life form.
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Analogue at birth, digital by design.
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I was born at a very young age.
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Absolutely awkward, proud nerd, decreaser of world sucking.
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Every storm runs out of rain.
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I can quote Harry Potter better than you and all of your friends.
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I put the hot in psychotic.
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Naturally and artificially flavored.
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Relationship Status: Netflix, cookies, and sweatpants.
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Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a billionaire.
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Spreading smiles like they're herpes.
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The fat on my body is designer.
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Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
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Do you seriously think I care?