[BOOT?]

[YES] [NO]

[YOU SELECTED YES]

[LOADING START UP...]

[SERVER GOING ONLINE...]

[ALL CONTROLS...FUNCTIONAL...]
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[START UP, COMPLETE. ALL SYSTEMS RUNNING.]

[MEMORY LOG SELECTED, WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN?]

[YES] [NO]

[YOU SELECTED YES.]

[OPENING MEMORY LOGS]

[AUDIO RECORDINGS SELECTED, WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN]

{YES] [NO]

[YOU SELECTED YES]

[AUDIO FILE ONE SELECTED, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AUDIO FILE ONE?]

[YES] [NO]

[YOU SELECTED YES, NOW PLAYING AUDIO FILE ONE.]

???: Now that you're on, repeat the words you're programmed to say.

HELLO I AM NPC GRIAN, AN EXPERIMENTAL A.I MEANT TO HELP GRIAN.
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[AUTO PLAY IS ON]

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WHEN CAN I LEAVE THE CLOSET?

???: ...

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HELLO, I BELIEVE I'M IN HERMITTPAD NOW?

I AM HERE TO CREATE RUSTIC HOUSES WITH THE OTHER GRIANS.
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[END OF AUDIO RECORDINGS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN.]

[YES] [NO]

[YOU SELECTED YES.]

[THERE WAS AN ERROR WITH YOUR SELECTION PLEASE TRY AGAIN]

[ERROR, SYSTEMS NOT FUCTIONAL]

[SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN]

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Being a human is quite strange.

[NO LONGER ACTIVE.]