-I'm Living Proof That Awkward Can Be Awesome
-Life Happens, Sweets Help
-The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer
- I Followed My Heart, It Led Me To The Fridge
-Reality Called, So I Hung Up
-I'm Not Lazy, I'm On Energy Saving Mode
-Sass Level: Expert
-If I Were Funny, I'd Have A Better Bio
-Gifted Napper
-Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Too
-Probably Thinking About Food
-In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised
-I'm On A Seafood Diet, I See Food And I Eat It
-Caution: Too Hot To Handle