My_cat_eats_people

Im a magical elf from Narnia. My brother is half mexican and we fight crime. We like to eat ice cream. Every thursday morning i like to drink a big glass of chips and walk my fish to its play group. I have met justin Beiber twice, we went sky diving in Japan. Me and my frog, Albert, are part of the band Silver Chair. One weekend my house spoke to me. my doctor says im speacial, mum says im different. My best friend is Obama, we go to bingo twice a week, once i won $20. If i had a million dollars i would buy headbands for homeless eagles. Santa is not fat, hes fluffy. Me and my boyfriend, Elvis, go ten pin bowling nine times a week. My favouite movie is friday the 13th, coz im in love with jason!!!  if my cat ran away i would by a horse. Yes my name is true, my cat does eat people, sometimes. I travle around the world with my crocodile franklin. I had been to 456 countries and my dream is to meet an alian. My mum is an alian. I like guys who puke milk and break tables (winki face) im running out of things to say............ Once upon a time there was 5 little hamsters that loved one diretion, they went shopping and brought a ipod. they taped a frog to the back of it and through it in a pond. the ipod then swam to lonon, and met the queen, of donuts. they all ate some burgers then went to coles and got some carrots, they made soup. Then they brought the soup to one directions manager and he died, they all lived happily ever after. Baby kangaroos are ugly. Once i had a peice of toast, every time i took a bite it got smaller 0_0 true story!!!