Hi. I like to classify myself as a writer, when in reality, all I do is slump in my bed hoping inspiration will spark. And it does. Sometimes. Most of the time. Some days I'm just off. Anyways, why the hell would anyone require 2000 words to talk about themselves? I'm not that interesting, I would guess 93% of my day is spent on Tumblr. The other 7% is attempting to not be a failure to other people. But that's kind of hard when 93% of my time consists of scrolling past illiterate comedians on a website. Also, these statistics aren't very... Statistic. ~

So in the light of current events, I'm in the search for someone to do a co-written novel with, and if you would like to join me in that little writing festivity, shoot me a comment. Or something. Or if you just want someone to talk to. Or if you want an internet friend, I'm not as odd as I might sound. Well, maybe I am. But that is for you to determine. ~

Holy shit I'm already at 956 words.
  • JoinedApril 14, 2013

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