There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

'Be proud of your place in the cosmos. It is small, and yet it is.

How unlikely!
How fantastic!
And stupid. And excellent.'
-Cecil Gershwin Palmer.


'Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, at least you'll fall among the stars. Or suffocate in space, I suppose.'
-Danny Gonzalez.

'I can do this all day.'
-Steve Rogers

My full name is Y/N M/N L/N.
But you can just call me Y/N.
Or Y/N/N if you prefer.

I am a particularly loquacious and verbose logophile

My pronouns are She/Her.

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MrsYNValdez MrsYNValdez Apr 21, 2024 08:36PM
Would it be weird to make a Cal Kestis x Reader fanfic of I’ve only played the second game? (I’m broke, on a shitty PC, can’t run it properly so I just got one-)
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