MoreBiteThanBark

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MR. X’s VOICE ACTOR FROM AMPHIBIA WAS FUCKING RUPAUL- WHO THE HELL WAS GOING TO TELL ME THIS!?!? WHAT!?

MoreBiteThanBark

Just found out Wendy Corduroy is canonically bisexual- and while I wish I had known sooner I’m still practically ascending at the news… for so long it was everyone’s headcannon- and then Alex came along and confirmed it as cannon! So f*cking happy rn. 

MoreBiteThanBark

Does anyone else just casually flirt with their friends when they’re sad because that’s the only way you know how to cheer people up so they can laugh? No matter the gender- just some real cheesy sh#t to make ‘em laugh. Telling how cute they are when they smile n sh#t… is that just a me thing? Am I alone?

KaraJadeHeart

@MoreBiteThanBark no you're not, I do it all the time. Anything to make someone feel better and smile 
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NutellaCakes17

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@MoreBiteThanBark 
            
            Yep. I also be saying the most random shit ever 
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Crowley_Bat

@MoreBiteThanBark Personally no- but you do you
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MoreBiteThanBark

Well, I’m eating sh*t right about now. My Partner told their parents about us,  and they made my partner brake up with me. They even tried to make them do it over text. So I’m back- and very sad. So I probably still won’t update. This really happened yesterday, the same day I finally worked up the balls to get rid of this app. 

MoreBiteThanBark

Hello to everyone who follows me, or just sees this update. Upon finding a partner and enjoying a happy relationship I have made the executive decision to delete Wattpad off of my phone. All it does is distract me and I find no interest in reading about fictional characters anymore or writing about them. I’m sorry to everyone that wants an update- and I’m sorry to those who stumble upon my account in the future. I don’t know if I’ll redownload this, or even if I’ll remember my password by then. All I can say now is… Goodbye 

KaraJadeHeart

@MoreBiteThanBark thank you for loving my story. I hope you pick up a copy of my book in August. Congratulations 
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SapphireDraken173

@MoreBiteThanBark It was nice to follow you.
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MoreBiteThanBark

I got a partner! Unfortunately- since we’ve been together I’ve lost the urge to write anything… I don’t feel the urge to write anything because all of my fictional crushes barely make me feel anything anymore since I’ve been in this relationship. I’m sorry that I haven’t updated anything in forever- and even more sorry that it will probably stay that way. Thanks to everyone who reads what I’ve written in the past, and thanks to everyone who will continue to do so.