Macaque

ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME SO FUCKING DRYYYYYY UGHHHHHH
          
          Not me questioning my sexuality due to my faith LMAO-
          
          I'M A FAG. BUT I LOVE GOD. BUT IS BEING A FAG A BAD THING? I DUNNO! I'LL PRAY ABOUT IT-
          
          Lord help me I'm so sleepy it's 4:52 am.
          
          How are ya?

Happy Pride. I'm now 11 days closer to being 19. How wonderful is that? 
          
          How are ya?

I almost spiraled today, how fun. Anyways-
          
          Might start making Fire Emblem smut, the delusion is getting intense.
          
          How are ya?

Have y'all seen the Enderman recently? Yeah. Smash.
          
          How are ya?

No thoughts. Just horny.
          
          How are ya?

My head hurts, I don't necessarily know if my mom said anything to me this morning but I'm literally sitting here like a dumbass and I'm hungry. I'm gonna go eat breakfast and do...human...shit.
          
          How are ya?

The things I'd do to this man-
          
          Okay so look- Fire Emblem, right? No one will understand the love I have for this man but-
          
          Hear me out.
          
          Hubert von Vestra.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I literally cannot. My hormones- FUCK.
          
          I just wanna- DAMN-
          
          "He's gloomy and Gothic looking" YEAH. I WANT IT. FUCK.
          
          How are ya?

I literally posted art on Zepeto cause my friend made it and I said "Hey look what my friend made!" And the owner removed it because I'm not "artist verified" when I literally posted my own WALLPAPERS IN THE CLUB BEFORE THAT POINT. I did it for verification, you didn't give me verification, and I thought you were busy so y'know, didn't really care, but the ONE time I post art that my friend made which is FUNNY, you say "Oh it's removed, here's the TOS!"? SERIOUSLY?! And guess what?! In the TOS, it says NOTHING about having to be verified unless it's YOUR ART, and that you can mention OTHERS ART and SHARE but make sure you don't SAY it's yours cause that's theft. I'm literally about to just leave that club. And I really liked it too! It was for goth, alt, emo etc peoples, and I'm goth! Seriously...
          
          How are ya?

No comment. Enjoy this:
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          Common human, right. Listen.
          
          
          *I turn to Peach.*
          
          You're a spoiled brat, a whiny bitch, a cuck. You get saved by the same man each and every time and you have never given him more than a kiss on the nose or cheek and a slice of cake. No actual kiss, no quality time, no sex. He  does all this shit and you don't return it because you don't feel entitled to because you're the "victim". Your so fucking lazy, and you know how to fight, but you resort to a man fighting your battles and saving you, risking his ass around lava, rocks, and the fuckin' sun just because you know he'll come. You're a piece of shit, and a dirty whore, who I could care less for. You do this shit for the fuck of it thinking it's cute when it's not. Grow the fuck up, fight back, and get some *actual* security you tone deaf pink infested high pitched ugly ass bitch.
          
          *I smile.*
          
          Got it?
          
          *I then turn to Daisy.*
          
          And you. Fucking shit stain in underwear. Your voice make me want to take my ears off and never install them again, your face resembles a pug and you're so fucking annoying that it's abysmal. You make the strongest people sick and your outfits are carbon copies of Peach's but looks like throw up. You're a piece of shit too! Nobody genuinely likes your ass and they're lying if they say they do. Get a life you under baked piss poor illogical skank.
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          That was a Mario bot where I ended up encountering Peach and Daisy in a coffee shop. If you can't tell...I hate both of them but I definitely hate Peach more lmao-
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          Rosalina the only one valid, she isn't annoying as shit and I love her :)
          
          How are ya?

I'm....uh...hi, hello. Ignore me disappearing for about a month lol-
          
          A lot has been going on y'know. Missed you guys.
          
          How are ya?