Panic!AtThePhandom

It's summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he's like "Yo, I know about music." and Patrick's like "Yo, I know more about music" "That's impossible. Do you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like "...Yeah... That's cool." And then he's like "Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!"And then they met at Patrick's house. And Patrick's wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin' drums for some fuckin' reason! And Pete's there, for some reason! They start playin' music together. And they're like "Oh, let's play some fuckin' covers from some other bands!" It was like, Green Day and fuckin' Misfits and fuckin' Ramones! Pete said to Joe "Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we've played all these bands; let's play shit from Fall Out Boy." And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo,that's dope. But we need a fuckin' drummer!" Because Patrick's playin' drums and he's a singer! Patrick's like "Yo! I got a soul voice!" And they're like "Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!" And he's like "Yo, watch this! Yeah!" and they're like "Oh my god! That sounds like soul!" So they put it in the song and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!"And then they're like: "Yo, this is fuckin' perfect. This is Fall Out Boy." And they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.-It's called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend.
-With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like "Yo, what the fuck! Yo, this is gonna be fuckin' dope!" So they made a record, and it was called: Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like: Josh Freese, Neil Peart, the dude from Toto... The fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something..  -Brendon Urie, CUT DrUnK hIsToRy Of FoB