🐍SNAKE PIT SYSTEM🐍

BITCHES! BROS! NONBINARY HOES!!! 
          
          
          I got the most greatest idea!!! 
          
          A mashup... 
          
          Of Sid Vicious' song Something Else...
          
          AND MOTHER FUCKING MEGAN THEE STALLIANS 'CAPTAIN HOOK' 
          
          
          If someone could make that...... and send it to our insta or discord.... that would be amazing. 
          
          Thanks! 
          
          -Gasoline (Sasuke and Kyle in co front) 

Dating apps SUCK 
          
          -Cassi

Can someone find us good ass barry allen fanfics? 
          
          Thanks in advance! 
          
          -Simon

To those who have JUST followed.....
          
          Welcome to this shit show.... uhm....
          
          
          So! We have DID. A personality/identity disorder. 
          
          So.... we are multiple people in 1 body. Its hell by the way! 
          
          
          Anyway, we want to make this post to say anyones welcome.... exceot racists and homophobes. So.... thats a thing. 
          
          -Craig T. 
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          Im Itachi. Yes..... as in Itachi Uchiha. 
          
          My brother is currently dead. I know, its twisted but! 
          
          He did his job for 11 years... so we didnt EXACTLY need him anymore. 
          
          Sounds harsh but.... OH WELL! 
          
          Im nothing like my source.... like at all. Im actually pretty chill unless you piss me off. 
          
          I, along with Ciel, Kyle, Kakashi and Gasoline update the books and make sure this account is up and running. 
          
          If you have ANY questions.... literally just ask us. 
          
          -Itachi
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          Feel free to PM us...  we are very.... bored half the time. 
          -Sarah

GUESS WHO GOT THEIR FIRST JOB BITCHEEESSSS
          
          
          -Katsuki

420 followers? Nice. 
          
          -Itachi

Spirit: This could distroy the company! 
          
          Me: The company? What bout us? That thing is a killing machine! 
          
          Gasoline, regressed: *babbles to Itachi and Sasuke* 
          
          
          
          -SK 
          
          
          For legal reasons its a joke! 

No one: 
          Absolutely no one: 
          
          My guardian angel: WAKE UP YOU SEXY BITCH ITS TIME TO SIN! 
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          This is why i love witchcraft... my GA makes it so much fun! Theyre so annoying at times but ehhh...
          
          The gods are sick of our shit tho. Except Seth... hes a pretty cool god to work with. 
          
          (If confused look up egyptain god 'Seth'.)
          
           I work with demons, spirits, and im starting to work with dragons.... wish me luck on that.
          
          I work with 4 dragons, 3 spirits, and 10 demons. Also i work with like.. 9 gods? Something like that? 
          
          My GA is helping me write this... ill only disclose their name IF they allow it... for now, call them SK. 
          
          
          Any questions, just ask.
          
          (GA= Guardian Angel) 

I love how i post something weird on here and no one cares. 
          
          Like i could be like
          
          "Sid Vicious has a nice ass" 
          
          Or 
          
          "Jeffrey Dahmer could hit it anytime." 
          
          And you guys are like
          
          "Thank you Gasoline, very cool." 
          
          -Gasoline

JEFFREY DAHMER IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS!