end my suffering

-TRIGGER WARNING-

Hello there, my name is MeowMeowSmasher, formerly GrumpysideoftheForce. If you see one of my comments on your story, you have been visited by the dirty-minded Jesus of 4chan and Reddit, comment "o shit waddup" and follow and I promise you will wake up tommorow with a pair of real kitty ears on your head, no scam. If you don't, when I murder you will be immediately teleported to Yuri-Hell and be tortured with dank memes and NSFW of anime lesbians. Oh wait, that's not hell, that's just /b/.

Only those with extensive knowledge of the deep Internet will understand 90% of the shit I say, but I don't just mean you call "sad frog" Pepe. Only the dankest memes are permitted here, no "WHAT ARE THOSE" shit. If you do, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending me fake newfag memes? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

Sorry got a little carried away

I enjoy collecting rare pepes, arguing on /pol/ (IM JOKING DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT IM NOTHING LIKE THOSE IDIOTS), farming EXP for my Bladedancer Exo on destiny (yes I still fucking play that game deal with it), reading r/copypasta, and drawing non-nsfw Yuri. My favorite YouTube channel is Leafyishere, if you don't know who he is look him up and then watch "How to become cringiest vine god." Pretty much sums up that entire fucking channel. My favorite meme is AYY LMAO, however I am partial to the nut button (especially when my ktd's above 2.0). When people ask me "Reddit or 4chan?" I say go suck Obama's dick I could never choose.