My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday
My Grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars, I was sooo happy
But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band
They promised I would double my money in one afternoon
But the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami
We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru
And so that is now why I'm in Peru
If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money
  • JoinedJune 20, 2023


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Mellow642 Mellow642 Apr 07, 2024 03:32PM
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I went to a con with my friends yesterday. When we got back i was hacking and coughing, now i'm cold and shivering like fucking dog. smh
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