I AM THE MEAN LLAMA.
I AM THE STAR.
BOW DOWN TO ME.
Following
Sign up to join the largest storytelling community
or
Stories by Mean Llama
The Biography of Mean Llama
"Ew! I hate you! You're ugly, smelly, and rude. Go away!"...
The Amazing Adventures of Mean Lla...
Read all about the Mean Llama and his adventures.
How To Be a Mean Llama: The Offici...
Do you have what it takes to be a mean llama?
You don't know unless you've tried.
In this guide, learn to mas...