Hello there
*muffled General Kenobi in the distance*

Idk what to write here so I'm gonna say that I like mayonnaise (aka the essence of life), waffles and naked french men.
I am a lonely potato or whatever.
Eat your veggies.
Maybe one day I will write sth idk.
This is probably the shittiest description you will ever read.
Cheeki breeki somebody kill me pls.
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  • JoinedSeptember 20, 2016


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MayonnaiseWaffle MayonnaiseWaffle Aug 14, 2018 09:01PM
I should update my cancerous love story cause dang, it's been a while. Not gonna lie, that shiz is spooky.
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