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AKA:
Pig in a Blanket #MAXWELL4MAYOR
The Igpay?
Axwellmay!














"Pure. Adrenaline."
"Uh, heads up."
"I kinda walked right into that, didn't I?"
"Um, I would turn that off. It's about to get awkward
"Total mind-blower! The whole time, you think it's the future, but it's really THE PAST."
"All with the tap of my Geico app!"
"Who's got two hooves and just got a claim status update from Geico? THIS guy, that's who!"
"Because I'm a pig driving a convertible?"
"And tap it here- BOOM- roadside assistance!"
"Really? Pig Latin?"
"FRUIT NINJA!"
"Really? I'm, like, sitting right here."
"I could totally be mayor."
"Wait, what?!"
"Mayor? Um, no, uh, I'm just here for the waffles..."
"Okay, and that's- WHEATBALLS, with a W!"
"C'mon, Man."













































































































































































































































































































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