Books' best friend

-Cool
-Strong
-Popular
-Good-looking
-Macho

This is a list of things I am not.
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I, obviously, LOVE to read although I have not written a book yet; do not despair, though, I do write poems, so I am not at a complete loss ;). My only online friend is the one and only, amazing Maxine Matsibusa, also referred to as "TheGamingGarchomp" on Wattpad (She is also my master...)
 I play Minecraft, Stronghold Crusaders, and Warcraft (the original, not World of Warcraft). I have a beautiful black cat named Jack, and if didn't know, I AM A GENTLMEN (or a guy as you modern folk say). I am skinny with slightly long brown hair, and I have awesome friends!!!!!
 I hope to write some books, or at least stories here, but do not await for me, because I prefer to stay outside or read a book, rather than type at a computer....

 I hope make at least some friends and write some books, but otherwise.....(I cant think of anything cheesy or nerdy to say)

P.S. If you think Harry Potter sucks, I will try to do my best impression of beating you up.... You have been warned.....