Helloaf
I exist so uhhhhhhhhhh that's cool I guess.
I like memes, and food, and sleep. And writing, obviously.
I like what I like. That's code for "I can't remember everything I like until I'm reminded of them and THEN I'll write it down"
So the things i like
Fnaf
The lion king
Youtubers (too many for me to count, BUT i'm a fan of CG5 and DX Army)
Vines and memes
Steven universe
My little pony
Escape the Ayuwoki
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Pokémon
SCP
Panic! at the disco
Basically any wii game that i have major nostalgia for
The things about me:
Not a big fan of lemon/lime/smut (even though i read it anyways and gag whenever there's oral involved)
96% straight, 4% gay, 8% homiesexual, 70% uriesexual (who isn't uriesexual???) and 20% bird. Not to mention 80% human and 200% myself, and possibly 30% tripod camera but i really don't know, the DNA test wasn't super accurate. Anyways, this is the only 508% of me you'll get to know. And don't forget, these are the predecessors of a cheesestick. That cheesestick is me.
And that's it so far. Thanks for reading and may lord be with u
Oh also depressingly relatable quote time
"The one that tries to make everyone happy often ends up the loneliest."
- both indos are FUCKING ANNUS
- JoinedMarch 15, 2017
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