My yakisoba bun is saying no

Johnny Depp could literally stab me and I'd thank him

Slytherpuff

just another depressed college kid





ya like jazz? 🐝
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MacBookSam MacBookSam Feb 11, 2020 08:13AM
New chapter up for "Tales from a Fake Smile" I really like this one, you should read it.
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Senior Quotes
Some senior quotes for ya'll to use, most of them are more humorous, but there are some serious one's thrown...
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A collection of poems I've written for my creative writing class, they definitely get better as the chapters...
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Character Names by MacBookSam
Character Names
Some random names for your character's, because nobody deserves a cliche name.
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