MOMOSANDSAUCE

Umm I locked my self inside a closet and I'm home alone. It's really fun here I'm having a very interesting conversation with the tarantula in here about pineapple 

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@PhyscopathsAreMyType That explains why the tarantula tried to kiss me
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MOMOSANDSAUCE

Umm I locked my self inside a closet and I'm home alone. It's really fun here I'm having a very interesting conversation with the tarantula in here about pineapple 

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@PhyscopathsAreMyType That explains why the tarantula tried to kiss me
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MOMOSANDSAUCE

My wattys glitching like super bad can anyone please post a message on my account I need to just check smth

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I cut my hair it's not like super short but I didn't look good with it so I started crying and my brother recorded a video of me and turns out I look pretty when I cry. I'm still crying I hate my hair 
          

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@PhyscopathsAreMyType That's the only good feature I have 
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PhyscopathsAreMyType

@MOMOSANDSAUCE yo at least you look good while crying..
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MOMOSANDSAUCE

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Why do I have school on fucking Saturdays

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@author_elysia I wanna burn down my whole school like whyyyy can't you let us enjoy one day all I'm asking for is one day of peace that's it 
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author_elysia

@MOMOSANDSAUCE I do too....and it's a compulsion for the SENIORS AAARGHHH
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MOMOSANDSAUCE

My friend is gay af but he says he's not.
          He watches Harry Potter thirst traps with me and talks about how hot Robert Pattinson is for 3 hours straight and he baked a cake for one of his guy "friends".
          Did I mention that he went on an outing with his "friend" on valentine's day at a place that is known for hosting couples 

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@author_elysia It's okay me and my bestie do it all the time. But literal hearts appear in my friends eyes when he talks about one of his "friends ". Like his pupils expand and he gets all flustered 
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author_elysia

@MOMOSANDSAUCE ummm well...i could watch and i did watch several female celebrities thirt traps or smthn...and i think all pf them are like so hot n gorgeous....plus me and bestie has slept togethee like several times (not literally slept) yah...and we flirt with each other so much and done so many things for each...wrote thousands of love letters and what not!! That the common people have started putting "lesbian allegations" on us...BUT BRO NOOO
            I'M STRAIGHT?!?
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PhyscopathsAreMyType

@MOMOSANDSAUCE the gayest thing I've heard, the closet is glass
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Omw to break my uncle's guitar because he cheated on my aunt