Storytime
Me and my bestie were returning from school (we go and come by bus) . So we got off on our bus stoppage and started walking, we crossed the road and started heading towards our houses which was like two minute walk from our stoppage. So we're walking casually and talking and then suddenly this old man with a really bad posture and a walking stick comes towards us I thought he was going to ask for directions or smth but he looks at me and my bestie and goes
"Fat and Skinny, Fat and Skinny " in a sing song voice and the thing is he said those words in my native language ( hindi) and it sounded so damm funny like we were wheezing . He kept on walking forward.
We both were laughing so badly and then all of a sudden my foot slips and I accidentally push my bestie down a gutter. And instead of crying she is laughing her ass of like me covered in filthy liquid.