I'm a Fairly Løcal Teenager with my Back Against the Wall because someone forgot to close the G****** Door and now I'm wanted and Øn the Run, but I guess I'm the FOOL for letting things get so WILD. They called me Crybaby when I got caught, but I don't f******* care because I'll be eating Milk and Cookies at my Pity Party with Alphabet Boy and the Lost Boy I found on a Carousel. 

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Daily words of wisdom:

~Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

~When you french fry instead of pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

~Stan WayV!!!

~Stan TXT

~Stan Itzy


Random fun facts:
~Cherophobia is the fear of fun
~When a hippo is upset their sweat turns red
~Hyphephilia is used to classify people who get aroused by touching fabrics.



Them: When are you going to stop obsessing over TØP?





Me: *loudly sings* Nøt Tøday!

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