LuckyRavenclaw

Bruh I'm falling for this girl but I can't date her until July when she's legal. I'm only 2 1/2 years older than her. I'ma fr kms bc that's so far away but I'll wait. And she really likes me back 

Istg bruh the way this girl got me feeling, just might eat her out on our date

I broke up w my bf and now I'm talking to this fine ass girl. Shii might fuck around and have a new relationship soon. I shouldn't be in relationships, I love the attention ppl give me. I bask in that shit like it's a fuckin jacuzzi 

Literally walked around downtown all day then spent 140 on dinner in a fancy ass place, never again

The next man who blows me a kiss is getting punched in his fuckin face

Okay so besides me being a SLUT as a full time job for him, I'm an auntie and my nephew spends the night once a week, well today I frfr got off work to my nephew being at my house and the smile he gave when he seen me could win any award. He learned to ride a bike and in a video he says 'look auntie I'm doing it!' and he's just ughhhhh my babyyyy. He's only 4 and a sweetheart already 

If he doesn't come over rn nd lemme suck his dick I'ma have an issue for the whole mf month.

Since I caught a cold my boyfriend who's not my boyfriend but is my boyfriend, decided he wanted to come take care of me and see me. I told him I didn't want his to get sick but he insisted so when he gets off he's goin home to grab sum stuff and he's coming over. He's a literal sweetheart 

I caught a cold and I have plans every single day this week, it's not giving 'busy bitch' more of 'busy bitch who can't even breathe from their nose and everyone will know they're sick' also I'm like really fucking hungry but I literally can't eat

To that bitch ass nigga called Romeo who works at my job, fuck you. YOU TRIED TO GASLIGHT ME INTO THINKING I SAID EILISH WRONG!!! Im gonna slap yo dumb ass w 3 chalupas next time you try to pull some bs like that again, I'll fuck you up tf you mean. I hope you choke on a fuckin pickle and die, fuck you