Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I'm too Bisexual for this shit. Let me yeet myself into the sun. Not today, Jesus, not today. I just wanna cry. Look at all of these beautiful people, I wanna date them all. But I also wanna be monogamous- FUCK! I'm too Panromantic for this shit, too. Just hold me close until I fall asleep. You are all my children, I just adopted you. This is a shit storm. I swear I'm normal, it's just late at night and I'm getting really emotional. I'm also Panplatonic, which everyone should be. Fuck this shit I'm out of my pretending to be straight to my friend's phase. I'm waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet. I'm also a Bitch.
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