Where do I begin...

-I will often have odd dreams, some of which I cannot describe in polite company.
-My favorite author is HP Lovecraft, as is probably obvious by my username.
-I love badgers, specifically Eurasian ones, as is probably obvious by my username.
-In terms of music genres, I do have my favorites (hard/psychedelic rock, for those who must know.), but I'll listen to pretty much anything (although I will admit I'm partial to Blue Oyster Cult), so long as I find it good. However, I do have one exception to this rule: Boy bands. If a herd of water buffalo were fed a mixture of fried chicken, razor blades, and bhut jolokia, the noises that would result from their burning, razor-sharp diarrhea would be akin to boy band music.
-I also like Pearls Before Swine.
-I also like South Park.
-I also like Cyanide & Happiness.
-I also like neuroscience, specifically the study of the sleeping brain.
-I also like tardigrades
That is all.
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