Valerie Vee Valinski

Before anything, I must quote my favorite book Brave New World, "Rams wrapped in thermogene beget no lambs."

I am an Art Major at the University of South Florida.

Shit About Me?:

Gender: Unknown (Female)

Age: I was born in '97

Country of origin: the Labyrinth of the Labyrinth

Most liked media: Harry Potter, Homestuck, Anime, Studio Ghibli, etc.

Most liked character: Salazar Slytherin, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Draco Lucius Malfoy, Harry James Potter Severus Tobius Snape, Gellert Grindelwald, Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), PIDGE (Voltron), etc.

Most hated character: Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (He manipulated Gellert and Tom and Harry and literally everyone else. I'd honestly be happy to see him slowly dies a very painful death.)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Ilvermorny House: Wampus

Quidditch Position: Chaser

Animagus: Siberian White Tiger

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE(If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2.Meet the recruitment bunny! (Rumors say that that cute little black bunny is, in fact, the Dark Lord Voldemort though it is unconfirmed)

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!