Loon_ey

I! need! reading! suggestions! Y'all got any?

http-MrBrokenRecord

Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
          Murmurs through the phone:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse...
          Operator:sorry can you repeat that?
          Says clearly:I got a minion toy stuck up my arse!

Loon_ey

@http-MrBrokenRecord That reminds me of that ine vine: Long story short I got a whole bag 'o jelly beans up my @$$... hours later and I'm still not okay
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craxy_cutepyco

Unicorns

craxy_cutepyco

❤️
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Loon_ey

@craxy_cutepyco yaaaaaas #unicornloversunite #appriciatetheunicorn
            I LOVE UNICORNS AND IF YOU DO TOO, COMMENT ON THIS CHAIN
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craxy_cutepyco

Your user name had unicorns in it, I was so my appreciation.... I actually have no clue what I mean *awkwardly hides*
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bish_whatever

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Hey, since you live in America, you are closer to trump than I am (I honestly feel bad for you) can you please tell him to shut the fuck up and not get involved in our political shit? Thanks

Loon_ey

@bish_whatever yep it is. He put a muslim ban on some countries
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bish_whatever

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In the past an Arab dictator made us walk in line on the sidewalk all of us saying ‘long live saddam(.the dictator)’ he killed Childers for writing in Kurdish or even talking about Kurdistan. And it’s like history is repeating itself, they are basically trying to stop us from being Kurdish. Yeah, so everyone is basically fighting and killing us, and no body supports us, I’m not gonna whine about that but trump getting in shit that ain’t his business is starting to get annoying
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bish_whatever

I live in Kurdistan, which is a big region in Iraq, we want to have our own country but it’s like all the universes wish is that we don’t become what we want. Turks fight us, Iran fights us, basically all Arabs fight us, and they got the biggest support from trump because he said ‘stop your referendum’ and referendum is basically when all Kurds vote wether they want to be a country or not (we got 97% yes) and now he’s giving them American weapons which are 100000% better than ours. Ours was weapons from 2000 but theirs was from 2016-2017
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