Ok, so I just came across a book I started when I was in sixth grade, back when I was super duper lame. (Although don't be fooled- I still am super duper lame.) I think I'm going to publish it in here, completely untouched or unedited since I was 11, so that we can all laugh at me. It's a comically awful Lord of the Rings fanfiction, written before I even knew what fanfiction was.