LksHairyAssCheek

GUYS IM BACK after what seemed like it was forever (I downloaded Roblox on my phone so I had to delete every app on my entire phone)
          	
          	But I want a story but I don't want to make a story.
          	
          	So while I had every app deleted that was deletable instead of Instagram reels or tiktok I had to switch to YouTube shorts and it's honestly not that bad. But I noticed on my YouTube shorts I had a lot of doctor and firefighter shows like the good doctor, house, and Chicago fire so I went to my Hulu(on my tv bc remember i deleted every app) and i watched s1 of the good doctor. I want a book like that to read when I'm bored. :) 
          	
          	I'm losing my interest in kpop...
          	
          	Yeah and um
          	
          	I will pay you in buttons if someone does in fact make this book for me.
          	
          	(I'm not mentally ill people need to stop asking me that in my Instagram dms) (And on discord)

LksHairyAssCheek

GUYS IM BACK after what seemed like it was forever (I downloaded Roblox on my phone so I had to delete every app on my entire phone)
          
          But I want a story but I don't want to make a story.
          
          So while I had every app deleted that was deletable instead of Instagram reels or tiktok I had to switch to YouTube shorts and it's honestly not that bad. But I noticed on my YouTube shorts I had a lot of doctor and firefighter shows like the good doctor, house, and Chicago fire so I went to my Hulu(on my tv bc remember i deleted every app) and i watched s1 of the good doctor. I want a book like that to read when I'm bored. :) 
          
          I'm losing my interest in kpop...
          
          Yeah and um
          
          I will pay you in buttons if someone does in fact make this book for me.
          
          (I'm not mentally ill people need to stop asking me that in my Instagram dms) (And on discord)

LksHairyAssCheek

Who wanna learn Spanish with me✌

LksHairyAssCheek

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY REMINDED ME OF BARBIE DREAM HOUSE ADVENTURES AND OMG ITS SO FUN BUT KINDA LAGGY AND TAKES UP HALF OF MY STORAGE SAPCE SO I REMOVED EVERYTHING FROM MY CAMERA ROLL BUT MEMES AND DELETED TIKTOK AND IBIS PAINT DOWNLOAD IT ITS WORTH IT ESPRESSO IF U DON'T HAVE TRASH ANDROID

strayberr1es

ur honestly such a mood

strayberr1es

@LksHairyAssCheek FR but i LOVE ur stories they're so unserious
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LksHairyAssCheek

@strayberr1es I don't get that a lot they're always like "omg ur username HAGAHAGAGHA" like my username is pretty the way it is
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LksHairyAssCheek

Omg guys I'm definitely about to write a book about a straight Filipino man that is a menace to society but leave it in my drafts for like 69 years

LksHairyAssCheek

@LksHairyAssCheek my password is my dogs name with a capital letter at the beginning with 1000
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LksHairyAssCheek

My crush got a buzz cut...

LilyyIthinkk

@LksHairyAssCheek my crush is my bsf and she likes me too, we were gfs till today she told me to just be bsfs I got friendzoned againnn
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HunnyBunnyBestieBoo

@LksHairyAssCheek once I told my friend that her crush could get a buzz cut at any time, and she was literally close to tears.
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MedusaBites

that’s really unfortunate… 
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LksHairyAssCheek

My friend brought up the fact that half the people online do not, however, know my name. So, I have decided that it would be best to reveal what y'all shall address me by.
          
          This is going to be a long explanation..
          
          Me and my friend were on call, and she was like, we should play Roblox. And I was like, "ok girl but I need to download Roblox" and she was like "idgaf, download Roblox rn or I will hurt you."
          
          So I downloaded Roblox. I made my cringy nickname and began editing my avatar. I decided that my avatar should best fit my personality, but I'm broke. So therefore I had no 'robux'. I did the next best thing.
          
          I turned myself blue, put on that male smug face, and I am basically naked. I have these grey shorts with pink line tho so it's not all bad...?
          
          I'm bald.
          
          In the game
          
          So then, she was like "let's play a horror game" and I was like "please do not make me play a horror game" and she was like "were playing doors" and I was like "ok"
          
          Doors is in fact a horror game. 
          
          So once we joined in the game, we spent 30 minutes in the lobby trying to figure things out.
          
          I feel like a game like that should have been more simple.
          
          However it was not.
          
          Once I finally figured it out, me and my friend were talking and laughing. We missed the beginning sentences. 
          
          Idk if we were supposed to read that but I'm pretty sure it has a plot, but from what I've seen, the plot sucks BOOTY.
          
          Anyways so while we're in these halls hiding from a demon, my friend says, "GTFO OMFG YOUR SO SLOW AND LAGGY, IMA CALL U ANDROID FROM NOW ON"
          
          She was making fun of me bc I had no iphone....
          
          
          
          But that's what you guys will call me now
          
          Android:)
          
          And if you however, do not follow this rule, you will be terminated.
          
          Goodbye
          
          (Also if you were one of those ppl I actually told one of my out of pocket fake names to, just wanted to let yk, I LIED. That's not my name!!, Also i wanted to clear some things up, when I'm 'rude to you' I have nothing against you. It's just the way i talk.)
          
          

Seungminsbickdick

@LksHairyAssCheek  Android supremacy (both phone and you pookie wookie bear)
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