Erin 👑

The curtains opened revealing a girl standing, ogling at her phone. Unaware of the crowd watching her, she began to talk to herself.

"He is so hot. His abs and V-line are so lickable. If only he wasn't wearing those Calvin Kl- Uh, we're on? No one said that we were live! Heh... Um h-hi?"

Flustered, she put her phone away and pulled out a comically large mic. Tapping it once, an ear-splitting noise came out of the speakers, making the crowd wince.

"S-sorry," the girl said sheepishly, her cheeks burned at the embarrassing impression she'd made already. The crowd stared in annoyance and anger, and one by one, they all left their seats and walked towards the exit. The girl watched them in panic, as they began leaving.

"No! Please don't leave! I need you. I'm sorry about before, I'm not usually like this- Okay, that's a lie, I'm usually like this but I'll stop! Please! Stay for a bit and then you can leave! Just 5 minutes of your time then you can exit my profile and find someone better, please!" She begged.

The audience stopped at the exit. They felt sorry for her, but they also wanted to get away from her. She really did need help. After a while they all exhaled long sighs and edged back to their seats. The girl let out a giant sigh of relief.

"Thank you. You won't regret this." She cleared her throat, "My name is Erin, although you probably already knew that as it says so above.

Other than reading and writing, I like to eat, stalk boys, sleep, eat, play football and eat! I'm in my room 99.9% of the time. I only ever leave my habitat for school, to eat or use the bathroom. I would like to say that my excuse for that is because I really like my room, but sadly that's not the case. It's because I have no friends to go out with."

'No wonder.' Someone in the audience thought. 'She's a mess.'

Erin looked at the crowd. "S-so that's the end of my About Me... You can go but maybe you can stay and check out my boo-oh. You've gone."

And so they had. Everyone had left.