Lexella__

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!! ️‍

Lexella__

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YALL HELP ME 
          
          
          
          So there's this girl across my street who helps me do powerlifting practice. OMG IM SUCH A FUCKING LESBIAN DISASTER. She would like press herself AGAINST ME to help me keep my balance. SHE WAS ALSO STANDING OVER ME TO DO MY BENCHES. AND THERE WAS ANOTHER TIME WHERE SHE ACCIDENTALLY PUT HER YOU KNOW WHAT IN MY FACE. THEN WHEN WE WERE STRETCHING SHE TOLD ME "Push your legs open wider" OMFG I NEARLY LOST IT AHHH. SHE IS LIKE STRAIGHT AS A LINE AND HAS A BOYFRIEND THO. 
          
          FUCKING HELP MEEEEE 

VFlowerSimplmao

@Lexella__ YOU JUST GOTTA HOPE SHES SECRETLY PAN OR BI AND DUMPS HER BOYFRIEND OR SMTH IDK (I'm bad w/ advice but I hope you succeed in rizzing her up, you got this mutual)
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